If I had a million dollars...I mean cats.

I love cats. I'm like that eharmony parody song about the chick who "can't hug every cat". Although, in my opinion, I'm not nearly as crazy sounding; or cray cray, as the young ones say.

Anyways, back to cats...

It's kind of insane how much I love them. Especially orange tabbies and gingers. Who knows, maybe I was a ginger in a former life...more than likely, I was a cat. 

The top 5 things I love about cats, are as follows:

1. Kitty breath - yes, I like the smell of cat breath. Healthy cats have sweet smelling breath. Almost like a baby.

2. Kitten tummies - nothing makes the blues disappear faster than rubbing your face in the tummy fur of a cat 

3. Kitty ear hair- much like old man hair, but waaaaay cuter. 

4. Snouts - I love kitty snouts, especially cats with long faces or rounded faces. I feel sorry for cats with pushed in snouts. They get no love from me. 

5...here we go...#5.  Kitty purrs!! I love the sound and the vibration of kitten purrs. I swear they have this healing energy that's only released when they purr. Cat purrs honestly seem to right any wrong I'm faced with. 

I wish I could have a cat at work with me. I wish I could stuff a cat in my purse and just take it out whenever I feel like I need to calm down, or I just need some soft, furry animal love. 

If I had my way, I'm pretty sure I'd have 10 cats. 

I watch those animal hoarder shows...they keep me from hasing all the cats. Really, they do. 

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